It's here! It's here! It's here!
I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
No, really... I'm already feeling tense and ragey about the possibility of spoilers, so I'm leaving the internet til Saturday, when I have the chance to see the movie.
See, the thing is... Well. You remember the Indiana Jones movie that Doesn't Exist?
(I liked it, when I saw it in theaters).
(I liked it, until I started hearing other people talk about how much they didn't like it).
(I still haven't seen Age of Ultron because people keep saying they thought it was meh, and with Infant in the picture it's REALLY hard to see movies).
It turns out I'm a fairly impressionable person. I want to form my own opinion on Jurassic World, without any influence going in. I've been waiting for this movie for almost fifteen years. I'm prepared for it to suffer, but I really, really hope it's awesome.
And if it's awesome to me, but not everyone else, that's okay. I'll still like it.
If it's not awesome to me, that's okay, too. I just don't want anyone else's voice in my head when I see it.
So that, crazy kids, is why I'm sitting here with my hands over my ears going "LA LA LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" until Saturday.
(I hope it's awesome. I hope, I hope, I hope).