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Monday, February 22, 2010
Mad Libs Results Day #16
Okay, so, the one lesson I learned from this week's Mad Libs was that you should never Mad Libs yourself. It just makes you sound like a raving lunatic. Case in point, the results:
From Anita:
Don't think I don't hear you contemplating to yourself as I round the whiskey and fondle it out enough to come in and pander. Don't think I don't notice you meandering the door back and forth ever so slowly, or that you're-- wait. You're not. Even. Looking. At. The. Mouse. Anymore. Your lice are interrupted instead to the rack of ice cream fixins. You know, the ones that aren't even in the money???
From Matt:
Don't think I don't hear you berating to yourself as I round the scotch and caress it out enough to come in and charm. Don't think I don't notice you racing the door back and forth ever so cuttingly, or that you're-- wait. You're not. Even. Looking. At. The. Armadillo. Anymore. Your cars are scolded instead to the rack of ice cream fixins. You know, the ones that aren't even in the wombat???
I rest my case.
Oh, I'm so sad! How did I miss it this week? You know how I love mad libs! Matt = too funny!! :-)
ReplyDeleteShoot! I didn't get back with my words. Traffic seems down all over the blogisphere L.T. Not sure whether it's the Olympics or the winter blahs...
ReplyDeleteMatt's is pretty hilarious! I've noticed a drop in blogosphere traffic too- don't know what the deal is.
ReplyDeleteHuge drop in blogoshpere traffic. I've dropped off on my own blogging to focus more on my writing, but I don't know what the deal is with everyone else.
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