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Monday, October 5, 2009

Mad Libs Results Day #3

Word Count: 33,309

*Note: You may have seen an earlier post with just my word count. That was a whoopsie. I have worked quickly to get the whole post out before anyone commented, so my apologies if I've messed something up. Let me know and I'll fix it :)

From Matt:

Voting was done swimmingly and by tree ballot. It was done in moose(s?) until one city earned a majority of votes. Science Fiction Fantasy Writers Association members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Shannara received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Discworld in the second round.
Shannara Olympic Committee leaders appeared hanged by the news and had no car as they left the voting hall. Mr. Smith-Jones was laughing back to Ankh-Morpork at the time of the vote.

From Bane:

Voting was done rapaciously and by reef ballot. It was done in jugs until one city earned a majority of votes. Hairclub for Men members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Hollywood received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Elenia in the second round.
Hollywood Olympic Committee leaders appeared wittered by the news and had no toothbrush as they left the voting hall. Mr. Jenkins was mincing back to Timbuktu at the time of the vote.

From Jm Diaz:

Voting was done stealthily and by window ballot. It was done in feet until one city earned a majority of votes. Electric Writers members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Centaury received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Tritonia in the second round.
Centaury Olympic Committee leaders appeared rummaged by the news and had no jet as they left the voting hall. Mr. Picaflor was banging back to New Aires at the time of the vote.

From Stephanie:


Voting was done laboriously and by Ghandi ballot. It was done in cats until one city earned a majority of votes. Sierra Club members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Splatopia received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Galamazoo in the second round.
Splatopia Olympic Committee leaders appeared hopped by the news and had no tomato as they left the voting hall. Mr. Tudor was catapulting back to Cairo at the time of the vote.

From Renee:

Voting was done copiously and by insect ballot. It was done in sheep until one city earned a majority of votes. American Kennel Club members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Narnia received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Prydain in the second round.
Narnia Olympic Committee leaders appeared sloshed by the news and had no book as they left the voting hall. Mr. Belfleur was wasting back to Denver at the time of the vote.

From Laura:

Voting was done indubitably and by phenomenon ballot. It was done in viscera until one city earned a majority of votes. The Knights Templar members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Magic Kingdom of Landover received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Middle-Earth in the second round.
The Magic Kingdom of Landover Olympic Committee leaders appeared deveined by the news and had no serendipity as they left the voting hall. Mr. Bucket was meandering back to Gotham City at the time of the vote.

And from Strange:

Voting was done three-quarters and by plastic ballot. It was done in wigs until one city earned a majority of votes. The Society of the Alliterati members from the countries of the bid cities do not vote while those cities are still in contention. Legoland received the fewest votes in the first round, eliminating it and that fate befell Wayne's World in the second round.
Legoland Olympic Committee leaders appeared begged by the news and had no plague as they left the voting hall. Mr. Golightly was begging back to Springfield at the time of the vote.

I would honestly like to see all of these voting/ ballot styles!

I'm particularly fond of Mr. Jenkins mincing back to Timbuktu, and the Legoland Olympic Committee Members having no plague (thank goodness!) as they leave the voting hall.

If you care to, vote for your favorites in the comments :)

13 comments:

  1. The plural of the word "moose" is "moose," btw.

    I vote for Stephanie's ... I like voting in Ghandis by sheep ballot. LOL.

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  2. Thanks for the clear-up, Matt. It's kinda like sheep, then, huh? I never really knew, I just knew "meese" wasn't right. :)

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  3. This is why whenever I see moose, I shoot it/them -- there can be only one ;).

    Fun -- I liked Renee's -- sloshed worked perfectly and insect voting in sheep actually made some sense :)

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  4. Oops ... just saw that Stephanie's voting was done in cats, not sheep. My bad.

    Bane --

    Are moose like Immortals now or something? Can you only kill one by beheading them?

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  5. These were great! How did I miss Mad Lib day???? I love it. Oh well, there's always next time.

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  6. That's what I was sorta thinking. Though you'd need a sharp blade and super strong bis/tris/ and back to cleave the beast's head in a single blow :)

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  7. They all come out pretty comical. I was sad that Middle Earth was eliminated, but quite happy to know that Hairclub for Men members don't vote in the beginning.
    I feel said for the Moose, their plurarl really should've been Meese or even Mooses or Moosi. Moose just sounds so solitary.

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  8. What hilarity! A great way to chase away the Monday blahs... I don't have a favorite - they're all pretty crazy - though I was happy to hear that the Olympics won't be in Hollywood. It's already crowded enough on the boulevard.

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  9. Fun stuff! I couldn't possibly pick any one line, too many good ones!

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  10. Ok, I hereby declare that EVERYONE wins!!! Yes, you! You've won!

    ;)

    Bane & Matt: I somehow think the Highlander would have been much more interesting and/ or dull if the targets were meese. Yes, meese. I've adopted this as an official Word of the Blog.

    You were talking about Highlander, right? Sorry if not... sometimes I am just enough of a dork to not know what I'm talking about :)

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  11. Just don't say meese in Alaska or everyone will know you're not from these parts! :)

    Fun Mad Libs! I read them at work- just what I needed for a Monday pick-me-up! I'm a big fan of the Hairclub for Men. ;)

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  12. These were really funny! If i had to vote, it would be for Bane's ... it was just too good.

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  13. Oh man, how did I miss Mad Libs day? Those were so fun.

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